Double Gunter

This night school teacher I had that had two gunts. One after another! gunt

Damn Galen I thought the double gunter was gonna eat you.

by Chaos July 21, 2003

Günters Law

Günter's Law:
"If CNN reports something, that is evidence of the contrary"

"The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"

Günters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians

by Lampost88 April 19, 2022

Beat The Grunter

Game usually played at the back of lecture theatres or at work (places where there are a lot of grunters)

Objective of the game: He who spots out the best grunter wins the game.

Calvin - *points slyly at a grunter* "Beat that grunter!"

Alvin - *points at a better example of a grunter* "There, that's a REAL grunter!"

Calvin - "Man, she takes the Beat The Grunter high score!"

by stinaribena March 30, 2009

Gunter

A tool who wears double socks and has no friends. They often have the physique of a 10 year old girl, and are made fun of by their peers. They are generally very weak, and should be used as slaves by the rest of the world. Very easy to make fun of, and generally an idiot, loser.

"That weird kids a Gunter..."

by abcmoney12 August 27, 2011

Genter

Giggling before pressing the enter key while sending an online IM.

Me: What did the ghost say to the wall?
Friend: What?
Me: Just... "Passing" through.

Friend: That was stupid
Me: I gentered

by Rah354354 December 4, 2011

Storm Gunter

A beautiful, charming and adorable human being, who has a lovely personality and treats his girlfriend like a princess. His hair is continuously perfect and every picture of his are incredible. He has a big, warm heart and never gives up on something he wants. He's caring about his family too, which makes him that extra caring and has a smile to die for. He is very, special.

Girl 1: Hey have you seen Storm Gunter?
Girl 2: Yeah, I heard he's dating Nikki Rae!
Girl 1: She's one lucky girrrrrl.

by fuckingbarbiedoll November 21, 2011

grunter

Police officer, Cop, Pig.

Quick hide the bong, here come the grunters.

by Garratt July 23, 2007