Gayonaise

The white mayaonaise-like substance that forms around the anus during anal sex. Caused by the loss of moisture, in water based pesronal lubrication gels, due to heat and friction (KY).

Damn, I poked that dude's ass so long and hard, I done whipped up some gayonaise.

by Bessie Macula January 13, 2005

Gayzoned

Liking someone that turns out to be gay

Turns out Fred likes guys, and I was gayzoned by him.

by Rodney_Carrington September 4, 2015

gayson

Someone who is a pain in the ass, vegetarian, and has narcolepsy.

Damn, she is such a gayson. She passed out before 10 and threw up her vegetarian dinner.

by Dick Rasch Sr. August 2, 2011

gayconator

a sandwich capable of turning someone into a homosexual.

I just ate a gayconator, now I feel like waving a rainbow flag.

by mitchel connor January 12, 2009

gayboner

The occurrence of one's penis becoming erect as a result of homo-erotic touching/playing, thinking of men engaging in homo-erotic acts, or viewing such homo-erotic acts.

Hershman got a gayboner when Futch gooch-grabbed him after drinking some Arbor Mist wine coolers.

After watching Grey's Anatomy, Ballen had to run to the bathroom to relieve himself of his gayboner.

by Jewbin October 3, 2007

gaybones

A politically correct substitute for sentences expressing dismayal or disgust at something, which would usually be described as being "gay" or "retarded."

1."That movie was so gaybones."
2."Don't be such a gaybones."
etc.

by ColetteReardin September 8, 2008

gayronic

Characterized by an insincere or playful expression of a homosexual or androgenous quality.

See metrosexual.

Ted ordered an appletini, a gayronic departure from his usual "scotch on the rocks".

by Ian Archer March 1, 2005