Garrett

Caring and supportive person. Goes through a lot of stuff but still manages to make your day, if you open up to them they will open up to you back and not make you feel lonely. Even though they're lonely. Doesn't really trust many people, but is trusted by many. Makes good music and has good music taste. He plays instruments, doesn't play many video games, but he's still very cool. Probably had a lot of girls crushing on him but he's always single.

her: Garrett, I sorta have feelings for you
him: oh I'm not sure what to say, we should stay as friends

by brokentelevision July 7, 2020

Garfeldi

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

by Whomesty July 10, 2022

The garrett approach

The garrett approach is when a public figure addresses an adult situation in a way that's appropriate for children, this phrase is named after Joseph Garrett better know as stampylonghead who handled the concept of one of his minecraft helpers (L for Lee) being accused of sexual misconduct in a way that would be appropriate for his child audience

Guy 1:
So, what did you tell the kids about jared?

Guy 2:
Eh, I went with the garrett approach

by KentuckyFriedHumans June 17, 2020

Kenny Garrett

An incredibly skilled jazz saxophonist, Kenny Garrett has performed with many famous jazz musicians including Miles Davis and Art Blakey. Not to be confused with soprano saxophonist Kenny G (Gorelick), who predominately plays non-jazz related repertoire such as shopping mall and elevator music, Kenny Garrett is a highly skilled improviser and jazz composer.

Kenny Garrett gave a great performance at the Toronto Downtown Jazz Festival.

by jim17g May 6, 2006

Garrett

A hot dude who does not know how hot he his inside and out. He becomes a GREAT friend He has an excellent sense of humor and he is thicc. He is athletic and muscular. Loves to play jokes with his buddies. Any girl is lucky to have Garrett. Just don't call him "gay rat!"

Girl 1: Oh my god, that must be a Garrett!
Girl 2: I know! He is so thicc and muscular!
Girl 1: What a hottie!

by its not cup! February 25, 2019

Garrett

Garrett's probably have a hugmongoose dick. Like you can see it through his gym shorts. Man is mad sexy. But just as a friend... the fog is coming!

Homie 1: Is that Garrett?

Homie 3: yessir! Just look at that man
Homie 1: what a guy!

by Qwerty654321234516 May 17, 2022

Frank Garrett

Internet famous owner of Duncan Construction in Stillwell , Oklahoma.
One of the most used soundboards amongst prank callers.

Duncan Construction, It`sa Frank Garrett.
Hey has sher momma still got worms crawlin`out her pussy, yew cowardly pimplefaced cawgsucker?

by Geist86 December 18, 2010