garbitch

Someone who is human garbage and also a bitch at the same time.

KEEMSTAR: Ethan, you are garbitch. GAR-BITCH!

by monkeymonger May 21, 2020

garfieldussy

a more formal version of “garfussy”; means andrew garfield’s boy pussy

damn man, andrew put his whole garfieldussy into tick tick boom, give him an oscar already

by peter parker’s protector February 8, 2022

garcia y vega

Garcia Y Vega is a natural leaf type of cigar. Mainly used for weed smoking.

Dude 1: Ayy Bruh. . Stop at the gas station for me.
Dude 2: Ok. You wanna smoke ?
Dude 1: Yeah Bruh. . Let me buy some Garcia Y Vega cigarillos.

by Wavy203 November 13, 2013

Garafied

Getting out of a situation by utilizing the intelligence of an elderly ginger.

The only way Cindy would let me sleep with her was if I ate her asshole. The problem was soon Garafied when I agreed to do it in the shower.

by FarArse June 29, 2011

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

Roach Garcia

One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.

Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia

by TAPOUT February 29, 2008

A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

by la latinax3 July 7, 2009