Fappetizer

noun

a piece of pornographic media, be it a photo, video, or something else, that (someone) starts with while looking for what they're really trying to get off to.

ORIGIN
early 21st century; from English, a combination of "fap", informal slang for masturbation, and "appetizer".

I was trying to find Sasha Grey, but Malena Morgan was readily available so she sufficed as a fappetizer.

by shit, the crayon consumer August 24, 2025

appetizer

That one movie that you must watch first before watching the others

If you want to binge-watch all the movies that have been made throughout this 21st century, start by watching the 2006 movie "Idiocracy" as the appetizer.

by Emotional Cruiser November 12, 2025

nappetizer

When you fall asleep and take a nap and then wake up and go to bed for the night

I just hit the craziest nappetizer ever bro

Dang that nappetizer was what I needed

by DaddyB2244 November 13, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025