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Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.
Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021
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good for the gander

When a guy does something fucked up to a woman and has the grandiosity to think a woman can't or wont do it back to a man. Yet she does and even raises the stakes on his punk ass.
My boyfriend thinks I don't know he goes to strip clubs when he's out of town. That's okay, cuz the hot guy down the street turns out to be quite good for the gander on those occasions.
by Free Bitch Baby July 31, 2010
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take a gander

Hey, I'll just take a gander at what will happen five years from now!
by buccalucky11 December 28, 2010
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Take a Gander

Basically another way of saying “Take a guess”
Dollin: What are you talking about?
Samiquin: Are you heckin me? Take a gander!
by KingOfHeckins31 November 13, 2017
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Sander Gander

1. To Look at something as if you are from Ohio
2. To Look at something as if you are ignorant.
Gotta Take me a Sander Gander at this pencil, see if its got any ink left
by JonnDi February 21, 2011
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goosey gander

To walk around a certain area with no intention of going anywhere definite, almost like a goose wandering around a river bank pooping in random spots and harrasing little children but then waddling away somewhere else or better known as a goosey gander.
"Hey Alan coming for a goosey gander around town to check out the booty" "yeh man sounds good to me"
by Speedygonzalez July 20, 2015
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groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day
My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.
by somire August 24, 2016
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