poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 14, 2008

Gamatio

Getting blown while playing a video game. Pronunciation - guh-may'-shee-oh.

See if you can finish an entire stage on Dirt 2 without crashing while getting a gamatio.

by -HEF- September 20, 2009

gamble hole

A hole in a men's toilet wall which you stick your penis though hoping for a blowjob but not really knowing what is going to happen

I used that gamble hole at the toilets near the park, I thrust my knob though it and it went straight into this blokes eye, he thought it was a spy hole, he screamed I creamed , and what a mess

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

fart gamble

the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.

Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.

by bigsmooth45 October 20, 2010

Gamahauche

Performing cunnilingus for an extended length of time.

I love to gamahauch my wife. I could do it all night long.

by Al February 16, 2005

GAMAHUCH

A 19th century term referring to licking a young girl's pussy without inserting the tongue inside.

Only thing my old sugar daddy wants to do is gamahuch me all night.

by arlene minardi September 2, 2005

riverboat gambler

alludes to one who takes undue risk, wagering on the outcomes of inconsequential events and activities either for money or out of compulsion

Sylvester bet me that the next automobile to pass on Route 66 would be a turquoise Chevy Colorado. He is a riverboat gambler.

by HeadsIwinTailsulose March 5, 2015