Guam bomb

a old, small, cheap Guam car bought for use while stationed on Guam. Has no wheelcovers or hubcaps.

The military only ships one car, so we got a Guam bomb for a second set of wheels while we're here.

by redanan December 10, 2011

east guam

Describing something that is really far away. It is a hyperbole

Damn, that baseball was just hit to like east Guam

by It’s brick outside November 19, 2017

Guam time

1. something that takes really really long
2. a time that is really far away from the current time.

1. Dude this distance takes like guam time to run.
2. "What time is the party at?"
"like guam time"

by you knee September 21, 2007

guam drip

for when guam be drowning

person 1: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP
person 2: what?
person 1: GUAM IS DROWNING THEY GOT GUAM DRIP
person 2: OH SHIT GUAM DRIP

by RangerTW February 04, 2021

guam missile crisis

The Guam Missile Crisis was a period in history where forces working against America, conspired with Russia, and the world watched in horror as a former Spanish colony was almost destroyed.

Nuclear Bunkers had to order extra ice-cream during the Guam Missile Crisis.

by No Hemingway August 11, 2017

gooma-zay-guam Thursday

A generic name for any Jewish holiday. The Hebrew names are too hard to pronounce, so I just call all the Jewish holidays gooma-zay-guam Thursday, regardless of what day of the week they fall on. I'm just glad to be off on them; it's something that only happens here in Jew York City.

We're both off for gooma-zay-guam Thursday. Wanna go to the movies?

by GuidoPosse69 February 14, 2005

Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021