Phone Groping

That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.

Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.

by xximsomentalxx February 19, 2011

groping

to touch or fondle someone sexualy to get em horny!

i was over at my bfs house and halfway through making out he started groping my boobs really sexually. it felt so good so i groped his hard long cock

by sexyhornygirl May 27, 2009

Growing Pains

Pain one experiences upon reaching a growth spurt normally immediately following or sometimes preceding one (varies person to person) normally does not occur while you have the actual growth spurt. The pain experienced is not felt in your bones rather it is in your muscles and tendons as they stretch to keep a proper length in proportion to the length of the bone. Primarily one will feel the pain in his/her legs but it is not out of the ordinary to experience the muscle pain in your arms as well. Typically you will experience growing pains between ages of 3 or 4 to about 18, again this varies from person to person depending on when puberty hits and how tall they are predicted to grow. Some individuals may never experience growing pains. If the pain is other than muscle pain and is felt in the bone you may have splints, or possibly a hairline bone fracture. Or if it is in the muscle and does not pass within a day or two you may have tendinitis.

splints , tendinitis , Growing Pains , Growth Pain

by Not a real doctor May 19, 2009

Groelinger

1. A patriot for all humanity, devastatingly powerful and capable. Groelinger asks "Why can't I?" rather than accept failure. Groelinger fights for what he believes tooth and nail to win, but has the wisdom to know what battles can't be won. Groelinger is a lover and a fighter, because passion surges against evil and evil must be fought.

2. An amazing act. An act of making impossible or unlikely to probable and possible.

3. Friend to the end, a Groelinger has a friends back to the end, and will not faulter under any circumstances, including but not limited to; certain death, pain endurance, mental anguish, etc.

1. Don't mess with a Groelinger, that's just a bad idea.

2. Dude, he literally just Groelingered that, I can't believe he did it!

3. Yea, he threw himself in front of that bus to save his friend, what a Groelinger.

by Gdoggthehog October 24, 2011

Growling knob job

To moan in a deep tone while giving head so it vibrates my cock in your throat.

My girl gave me a growling knob job last night and I blew my load soooo fast !

by J Hammer007 July 2, 2011

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team May 24, 2012

Growing Smiles

A truly wonderful band consisting of Khadijah on drums and singing metal, Kendra rapping, Laura the country singer and Banjo player and Eva the band manager and triangle player

Normally spelt like this:
GROWING SMILES :)

THIS ISN'T A REAL BAND YOU DUMBFUCK WHY'RE YOU SEARCHING UP GROWING SMILES

by Big K Madafaka April 30, 2014