That moment when you lose your phone and you immediately freak and start groping your self to find it.
Male: Hey can you call someone for me?
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
Female; Sure. *looks for phone* Crap! Where's my phone?! *starts to grope self*
Male: Did you start Phone Groping your self?
Female: Yes.
Male: That's hot.
by xximsomentalxx January 30, 2011
Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.
What?
Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
What?
Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
by RogueSun May 29, 2006