mel gibson

Mel Gibson is so hot when he is older.

Carol: Mel Gibson looks hott in signs!

by Rande and Cynthia August 14, 2006

Dale Gribble

The paranoid and really funny guy on King of the Hill. Dale's wife Nancy cheated on him and had a kid (Joseph) with John Redcorn, who is an Indian American and Dale believes that because Joseph is so tan and dark that his great grandmother was Italian, and in one episode that "aliens" impregnated Nancy. Dale does not sign his real name on anything he signs, he uses the name Rusty Shackelford, which he also has the birth certificate of. Records all of his phone calls, has metal cage doors (like in malls) to roll down over his windows and doors. Has his fake little security company "Dale-Tec" that doesn't do anything except give you a bunch of free Dale-Tec balloons when you sign up. Also he writes his own local newspaper called "The Gribble Times" that covers news and events in the alley. Believes that the CIA and FBI are bad. Has theories and conspiracies on just about anything that happens or anything that anyone says.

Clank noises are heard when Hank's truck is broke, the noises are clearly coming from the truck
Dale Gribble: Must be those stealth helicopters, they still have some clanks to work out.

Hank answers telephone
Dale disguises his voice
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live.
Hank? Dale is that you?
Dale: Oh Hank, can I speak with Peggy?
Peggy: Hello Dale
Dale: You don't know who I am but I know where you live......

by Hi-Ya Zip May 16, 2009

Gibson

Gibson’s are usually very nice people, but make way too many mistakes. They are usually misunderstood, and have a hard time expressing their feelings. They have a hard time trusting people, so if a Gibson opens up to you don’t let them go. It may not seem like it but they do care about you, they may not show it and seem like they don’t care but whenever you are sad they are always there for you. Gibson’s are usually dealing with a lot, and don’t want to show their emotions so they might stop talking to you for a while. Don’t take it personal when they do this, they are just scared of what you will think when you see them broken down and sad. Over All, if you have a Gibson in your life, hold them as close as you can because the second you let go you cannot get them back.

“Hey Gibson, I haven’t heard from you in a while is everything ok?”

“Everything is fine, just dealing with stuff...”

by Chiquitita May 23, 2019

mel gibson

somebody whose opinions I could honestly care less about and have little to no effect on mine, or anybody else's, life.

Celebrity obsessed a-hole: "OMG!! What do you think of Mel Gibson saying those things about the Jews!?!?!?! It's horrible!!"

Me: "Well, I feel as if it will make absolutly no difference in either your life or mine, so you should really stop going nuts over it."

COAH: That's what people said about Hitler.....

Me: uhh....Mel Gibson isn't Hitler...

COAH: That's what people said about Hitler.....

:I run away frightened and ponder the state of our nation:

by DLee42 December 7, 2006

dale gribble

the very funny neighbor of hank hill on the animated series "king of th hill"

I am a one man externiation corperation

by rusty shackleford May 13, 2005

Grimsomnia

The nightly ritual of trying to sleep and just when you're about to drift off, you suddenly recall eveey embarrassing thing you ever did in high resolution.

"Hey, I know you're tired but remember when you wrote out that short but anatomically specific rant about checking yourself for testicular lumps but you opened the wrong window on your phone and accidentally sent it to your elderly piano teacher?"
-Brain

This is grimsomnia

by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018

Gibs muh dat!

What black people say when they notice possessions owned by someone else, usually a white person.

"You white South Africans have built up a wealthy, successful First World nation. Gibs muh dat!"

by Polymorph August 21, 2011