glorious coffee

When you fuck your oh up the arse when she's had the shits, you get some shit stuck in your Japs eye then spunk in her mouth.

Ohhhhh give me some of that glorious coffee

by El_Diabllo March 2, 2021

glorious

when something is so amazing, majestic, and awe-inspiring that you're legally obligated to pretend you're not crying

Manvith: OMG its my glorious king ydg 🛐

by manchan July 20, 2025

Glorious Tricycle

When you have such a close friend that your wife or husband has to accept that they will forever be an essential part of your relationship

The glorious tricycle of my buddy, my wife, and I all went on vacation together because we all enjoy each others company.

by mrthelaxer June 11, 2018

The Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion

The Bird Brain "Glorious" rebellion was a attempted rebellion by the Bird Brain "Glorious" to create a better Bird Brain Empire. The leader of this rebellion, Toybvnn, thought it would be a great idea to rebel from their country because "it wasn't talked about anymore." She insulted the empire, calling them toxic & idiots, thinking they wouldn't care. The leader of the Bird Brain Empire, Sinister, found out about this rebellion and demanded them to stop, especially considering that they're trying to make fun of what Sinister created. They didn't listen to this warning, trying to attack. They never attacked but the Bird Brains attacked by sending a raid to these rebels. A few hours after this raid happened, the rebel leader officially surrendered, making a half-assed apology on the situation.

(i can't think of an example sentence at the moment for the Bird Brain "Glorious" Rebellion)

by estonian.empireballs June 17, 2023

Glorious

When your knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo

Marine 1: how much ammo you got left?

Marine 2: nah man I'm knee deep in zombie shit with no ammo.. glorious.

by 1 inch is just big enough October 27, 2022

LeBron’s Glorious LeSperm

The Glazing of LeBron’s Sperm of fuckass Bronny James, Mostly meaning Bryce the real one

Did you see LeBron’s Glorious LeSperm in that game last night, he was fucking ass

by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025

The Glorious Sons

The Glorious Sons is an amazing, insane band from Kingston, Ontario, Canada. They’re mostly known for songs like ‘S.O.S. (Sawed Off Shotgun)’, ‘Everything Is Alright’, ‘Heavy’ and ‘Mama’. They tour a lot throughout North American, Europe and Oceania.

“The Glorious Sons are just so good! Have you heard their newest song yet?”

by anonymous February 13, 2025