Flutey Tooti

That one flautist, usually male, who is definitely gay AF, there’s absolutely no way they aren’t gay.

“Did you see John, he was playing a woodwind like some... like some Flutey Tooti!”

by Flutey Tooti November 1, 2018

Fute

FUCKING CUTE

That dog is so fute

by Futiebear January 11, 2021

Flutey

When a military member is horny

Yo, that chick is flutey on duty. She will totally smash no questions asked

by Mighty Owl October 31, 2021

fute

when somethings SO FUCKING CUTE

Taibah: *shows self*
Nawsh: that outfit's not pretty is SO FUTE

by phhrry November 16, 2021

Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser

A second cousin to the VBF and Flaming Poo, zeë Germans use this phrase to describe poo baked in a private place, placed in a bag with Alpaca placentas, lit on fire, and placed on a doorstep. Once doorbell is rung, wild stomping on the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser provides amusement and bemusement depending on one's perspective.

When Adam placed the Flaming Alpaca Futegebachënschiësser on Mr. Stanfield's doorstep and saw the look of bemusement followed by wild stomping, he shrieked with a shrill, ear piercing laughter and returned to his cave to plan the next prank.

by ryanholt99 May 8, 2010

fute

fat, but cute

that chick is fute

by Incantation. copyright nov 15, 2002. u saw it here first, bish. November 15, 2002

fute

fierce and cute at the same time

person 1:"Did you see that really cute chick beat up that guy?"
person 2:"Yea man, she's fute."

by Miggzy February 2, 2008