Funadle

When you leave your laptop on your lap and the battery releases microwave radiation, killing your ball's sperm production

Guy 1: I have funadle and now cant have kids.
Guy 2: That sucks, but at least you cant adopt

by yourpsuedonynm October 13, 2023

funbaggage

Back pain or other physical issues arising from having unusually large breasts.

Michelle's funbaggage was greatly reduced by her reduction surgery.

by ztiwokles September 11, 2007

Funaki

The most prettiest girl ever.Once you see her you will find her so gorgeous.She's really smart and intelligent.She is also really funny.She is one of a kind,unique,and interesting.You wouldn't find her as your average girl.She is brave and strong.Once you see her you can't get her out of you'r mind.She is also very attractive.Once you see her that means you just been blessed.

Funaki❤️

by Malafu March 16, 2017

fundamentalist christians

Dumbass religious fucks that thinks the world is only twelwe-thousand years old, and that God created them in only one day. Yeah, kinda proves that He rushed it...

Dude: "What about dinosaur fossils?"
Chr. fund.: "God put them there to test
our faith!"
Dude: "I think God put YOU here to test
MY faith, dude..."

by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

Christian Fundamentalism

The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity (see God) that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.

The Bush administration is a prime example of Christian fundamentalism gone horribly sour.

by GleefulSchizo666 November 19, 2005

Fundamentalist Christian

Possibly the largest group of hypocritical, repressed homosexuals I have ever seen. (I'm not using homosexual as some sort of insult, I just think a lot of them are overcompensating and straight for jesus)

Pride for Father Ted! (He's a fundamentalist christian who hired a gay prostitute to rub his back while he was smoking meth, on his way to his "super church" to preach about the evils of homosexuality)

by Hazard13 July 1, 2008

Fundamentalist

Person so desperate to be able to say things like "There can be no compromise!" and think things like "I am right and everyone else is wrong!" that they give up all critical thinking, accept literally the parts of a holy book that support their prejudices and take an unquestioning stance on one interpretation of a religion. They won't, of course, admit that it's only an interpretation; it's the ONE AND ONLY TRUTH. They often like to write words like TRUTH in BLOCK CAPITALS. See also Landover Baptist

I love the way fundamentalists claim the Bible is inerrant until you show them a bit they don't like, then start talking like liberals about "context" and "interpretation".

by Adrian Petyt December 16, 2003