ztiwokles's definitions

breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.

Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.

by ztiwokles November 2, 2009

funbaggage

Back pain or other physical issues arising from having unusually large breasts.

Michelle's funbaggage was greatly reduced by her reduction surgery.

by ztiwokles September 11, 2007

Fuelgina

The fuel filler port of a vehicle. Commonly filled with a large nozzle.

Just spent another $150 pumping my truck's fuelgina.

by ztiwokles April 9, 2022

Poondoggle

Work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but is done by female request or for their approval.

I can't believe I spent all day reorganizing the cabinets with the wife. What a poondoggle.

by ztiwokles August 25, 2016