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Funnytoons

"Bruh you be acting like Funnytoons bro"
by Collertabber August 22, 2022
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FunkyKongOnSteam

A man who is a noob at csgo and would lose to hjosexyloser in an Awp 1v1.
yo is that FunkyKongOnSteam he is such a little faggot and hjo is better
by Hi Leo September 25, 2022
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how old 60 year old men flirt to little girl monkeys; a sign of extreme boredom; me and my friend making a gigantic as ____word during lunch time on a Monday
Old 60 year old man: hey baby monkey~ you look so funkymonkeyrubberchickenunderwaterpleasemymomiskindahomelessasianmanholyshitweshouldplayvolleyballholyshitweshouldtellmitchellicoughbattlesdancingchickennuggetssupercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Baby Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh what the fu-
by school_chromebook_user November 18, 2025
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The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
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Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
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