Fuming at the Gasket

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017

hope fumes

Used to describe someone who is barely hanging on with little left in their personal gas tank. Their slightest bit of hope, oftentimes irrational, is the only thing still driving them. All the person needs to do is stop and fill up their tank but they keep pushing it through the next exit and the next exit until they eventually run out of gas on the desolate highway.

Person A : "Todd hasn't made a sale in 2 years and he works on a commission only basis. He thinks his next deal is close though and will be a huge payday."

Person B: "Yeah, he's running on hope fumes."

by Ryno212 February 10, 2010

love fumes

When you gas on your significant other and force them to smell it.

I trapped my fart under the blanket so you can bask in my love fumes.

by mbonbon March 10, 2014

Greg's Fuming

When Greg's special someone is talking to someone else.

Yo, look at Greg... Greg's Fuming!!!

by ProudGregKoDisrespector September 29, 2021

Running on fumes

When you have 1% left on your phone but still need to do stuff

Joe: Yesterday my phone had 1% left while I was doing my project. Luckily it lasted long enough
Lance: Your phone was running on fumes

by astridhofferson666 May 20, 2019

Ball Fumes

1. Where-in a man masturbates so much in a short period of time, that he receives pain instead of an orgasm. 2. Like an automobile gas tank, he no longer has any liquid in the tank.

I was so longly once that I masturbated 10 times in a single night. My Ball Fumes hurt like a mother F***er!

by the2ndflood September 22, 2007

running on fumes

Describing a car or other form of transport that is running very low on fuel.

Also an euphimism for very tired.

1. Its lucky we found this garage, look at the fuel guage, we were running on fumes.

2. The runner finished the marathon but later said to reporters that towards the end that he was 'running on fumes'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 27, 2004