funteresting

a combination of "fun" and "interesting," used to describe something totally amazing.

ex. my trip to Spain was so funteresting.

ex. I really wanna go sky-diving; it must be funteresting!

by donctastic September 28, 2014

fuktard

fuktard: One who exihibits stupidity to the utmost extreme.

"What the fuck over? You fuckin' fuktard!

by *sbg* Snuffaluff May 16, 2004

Fusteration

descriptive word for the feeling one gets after a date with person one is attracted too but that person is obviously not attracted to you.

Yeah, after he dropped me at my door with no kiss I ate a whole pint of Cherry Garcia in fusteration.

by Reddeb December 13, 2010

Fuster

fus-ter FUH-ster

-verb

To proclaim sincere and ongoing disapproval in attempting to discredit a largely reasonable argument, usually by including nonsensical analogies to support your stance.

Matt just goes on and on and on about how this rule is so stupid, but I won't let his fustering change my opinion.

by Enamudega June 18, 2009

fuckter

A term meaning worse off, more uniquely screwed up, when something is of a higher state of disorder than, when much to your displeasure something is totally beyond your control, or simply when something "more fucked than" a stated alternative.

I left my first wife for her best friend after she and I went unescorted on a cross country trip. You know whats fuckter? They are both still good friends.

While doing research in the holding tank back in my drinking days, I met a guy who was sitting at an intersection legally stopped and was hit broadside by an out of control police car involved in a high speed chase. Because he had two empty and 4 full beers in the car, he got arrested. Nothing is more fuckter than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Situation very chaotic in the ER last night as Paris Hilton was in a car accident and brought in for observation. If she had a concussion, how would you know? Nothing could be fuckter than trying to diagnose her for concussion.

by WinningAttitude March 23, 2007

Fustercluck

In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.

I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.

by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011

Futter-Whack

To dance vigorously; preferably with style and confidence

Joe: Oh, I think someone just caught it!
Sam: Caught what?!
Joe: Look at Pete! He just beat Tim in cards and now he's futter-whacking quite vigorously. Look at 'em go!

by @./_.M March 7, 2010