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fuckduck

An object (it can be anything) that friends compete over. Men give it to who had the most sex in one night, and women give it to whomever had sex in the most unusual place. Usually the compititon goes on between only two good, trusting friends. Contrary to poular beleif, it was not made up by just any random person. The first fuckduck was actually a ceramic goose, but goose doesn't rhyme with fuck.
Girl1: Central Park!
Girl2: ...
Girl1: *takes fuckduck and leaves*
Girl2: Damn! I had trolly for that fuckduck!
by RaeG December 28, 2005
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fuckduck

friend of the opposite sex that you fuck when ever you need to like a fuck buddy
i can't believe she dumped me. i need to call my fuckduck to make myself not want to kill myself.
by scott zewski April 25, 2006
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fuckbud

Typical mullet sporting wife beater wearing mofo. The type of guy that you'd expect to just stand there, and say "fuck bud" for no apparent reason.
While driving down Montreal Rd. "Check him out! What a fuckbud!"
by ego-adam September 21, 2005
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Fuckdubbery

(adj., n.)
A product that has been significantly altered and/or stripped of meaning, generally during the localization process from one language to another. Usually refers to something that has been dubbed into a country's native language rather of simply providing accurately translated subtitles. Can also refer to horribly translated and/or censored subtitles, badly translated/censored comics, badly localized video games, etc.
Man, that comic is fuckdubbery.
by Elrich September 9, 2005
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fuckduck

a word i just now made up that sounds funny, basically use it as an insult some siynonyms for it are: asshole, fucker, shithead, dickhead, etc.
by REED March 24, 2003
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fuckpuddle

A loose woman. Her favorite thing to do is fuck and she is similar to a puddle because:
a) She's shallow.
b) She's dirty.
c) She's always wet.
d) Careless people step right on top of her while those with sense avoid her as to not be soiled.
That bitch has already been with three different guys this weekend - what a fuckpuddle.
by OISOISOIS May 29, 2009
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fuckdiddly

Extension, inspired by Ned Flanders, of the commonly used word "fuck"
Adds emphasis and humour to an already overused word at the cost of it's sometimes offensive nature.

(It still should be considered unwise to use in front of in-laws, teachers etc.)
Kid A - "You have squashed frog between your toes!"

Kid B - "Fuckdiddly!"

Kid A - "I hear your 'fuckdiddly' and accept its light-hearted application to this frog-related incident"
by Andrew May 24, 2006
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