fuckcomet

a person, generally male, that fits into the category of jock, moron, wannabe, and/or date rapist; i.e., any person that is so convinced that they are cool that watching them get fucked up the ass by a comet would be an extremely entertaining experience.

Nice popped collar, fuckcomet. Why don't you try wearing your ballcap straight on your head, instead of looking like a fucking idiot. Maybe if you dressed better you'd get laid. What's that? No Rohypnol left? Oh, too bad.

by SqueekUSA March 3, 2008

Fucksome

Where one goes to a club and have intercourse with 2 or more people.

Don said, "The fucksome last night was amazing, hope to do it again."

by MommyWaffles September 17, 2017

fuckmonk

A monk that dedicates its life to porn and nothing but porn. He can also be an asshole towards others.

Jimmy, get off your computer and stop being a fuckmonk.

by IDon'tTouchMyselfOften June 10, 2018

fuckmonkery

The act of being a jackass of sub-par intelligence.

The result of asinine behavior, often requiring external personal intervention to resolve.

Why in hell must I deal with all of this fuckmonkery every single day?

The levels of fuckmonkery in this office are driving my clinically insane!

by NicholasJB1983 January 28, 2020

fuckoman

(Noun.) The worst at something. A title for someone who is bad at what they do.

If this game were a super hero, it would be fuckoman.

by BurnBoi March 8, 2021

Fuckomg

you're trying to type "fucking" but you type to fast.

OMG YES I FUCKOMG LOVE YOU - sootburg

by drawings_notfound December 9, 2021

fuckmouth

Whore-ish dirty sex talk, often in a non-intimate setting.

I've listened to your fuckmouth long enough. Now get out!

by cololobo July 5, 2005