front pocket money

An inordinate amount of cash carried in the front pocket to buy whatever you want. Money made outside of your job/profession that is dispensable.

“Memfy, you got any front pocket money? I’m trying to score some Mexican street Molly off this guy.”

by droe1021 March 19, 2019

Front Fart

Just a regular ol’ queef.

“Pfft” (Lindsey blushes)
Josh: Did you just rip a front fart?

by DrPhilOnYaBooty September 30, 2019

front running douchebag

"Fan" of a sports team, that is not near their home or birthplace, simply because the team is winning. Usually associated with the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Fans"

"Did you see that Front running Douchebag Steeler's fan?
I bet he lives in Ohio and never set foot in Pennsylvania!

by tailgate chef January 1, 2012

front butthole

Another name for your belly button because it looks like a butthole on your stomach.

I went camping last week for 6 days and got so dirty that I spent about 15 minutes cleaning out my front butthole. Would have taken me less time, but I am an inny, not an outy.

by the comand'r September 5, 2017

front door trots

1.)menstruation
2.)see John Kerry

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?

by fucwad March 17, 2004

front lumps

Presumably, breasts. Grandpa Simpson used this word on the 399th episode of The Simpsons.

Betty has a wicked set of front lumps - they must be at least double d.

by j krash June 8, 2007

Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.

"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"

by Luca94 January 7, 2015