something considered to be a bad experience in the vein of having Ted Nugent's nutsack too close to your face during a concert. not to be confused with the Ted Nugent spandex-trapped banana (dressed to the left).
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by rhinozrus February 19, 2009
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"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"
Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
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A general term for individuals that act like idiots lack common sense, or are making a fool of themself.
May also be used as a variation of Buffoon.
May also be used as a variation of Buffoon.
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Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
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