Freelander

A hairdressers car, which only silly people drive.

My hairdresser has a Freelander - he’s very silly and ginger!

by Yum yum ur mum lookslikeaplum July 8, 2018

Freelance Mascot

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

by NougatNewt March 23, 2022

freeload

1.) Receiving something off of another usually a service or tangible item with no payment or retribution to the other party.

Also: Freeloader - A person that gets something off of another usually a service or tangible item with no payment or retribution to the other party.

Man, that guys is such a freeloader he freeloads off of me all the time.

by St00pidBaka // BluR (NorCal) January 21, 2005

freeyoungthug

free young thug (the greatest rapper of our generation) and gunna

Queen naija snitched on gunna n youngthug #freeyoungthug

by Onikashoe May 10, 2022

Popsicle Freezy

A sex move in which the woman masturbates with a popsicle (flavor is her choice) when it is melted within her vagina a man or woman proceeds to eat her out. licking up the delicious concoction. YUM

Dude i totally had Shaniqua try a Popsicle Freezy last night, other than some minor frostbite it was pretty fricken sweet.

by Chippewa Jr November 22, 2009

Freelapse

A free high that does not count as a relapse for those who are clean and sober, acquired through the following:
1. The effects of anesthesia, during or after surgery
2. Accidentally breathing toxic fumes
3. Eating food that unknowingly causes a buzz

Tom's trip to the dentist where he was administered nitrous oxide is considered a freelapse.

Vic went into a freelapse while spray-painting his bike.

"Whoa...this Indian food has something in it that is causing me to freelapse."

by (Brooklyn)Tommy G. September 15, 2007

Ungrateful Freeloader

Someone who stays in a Sucker's living room for weeks at a time and shows no gratitude. This person will not cook for the Sucker, will not pay any compensation, will take food and drink from the fridge and will complain if they are asked to clean. When they finally get the hint and move out, they will bitterly complain about being kicked out in the Sucker's presence to the Sucker's friends.

(Example 1)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So can you go to bed? It is 9 o'clock and I want to sleep on the couch.

Sucker: No. This is my fucking couch, bitch.

(Example 2)
Sucker: Are you making dinner tonight?

Ungrateful Freeloader: No, I already ate.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 3)
Sucker: I think you should start paying some rent as you are using my space, electricity, water, gas and internet.

Ungrateful Freeloader: How about 20 bucks a week?

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 4)
Sucker: Where is my caesar salad sauce?

Ungrateful Freeloader: I used it yesterday. It was delicious.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 5)
Sucker: So can you clean the dishes? I want to cook.

Ungrateful Freeloader: You never clean, why don't you do it?

Sucker: Because I pay rent, bitch. Fuck you.

(Example 6)
Sucker: Move. I want to watch TV because some sport is on.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Urgh. Come back in half an hour.

Sucker: No, I am watching it now. Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 7)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So this guy just kicked me off his couch. Now I have to stay in a hotel. What an arsehole!

Friends of Sucker: Whatever, bitch.

(Example 8)
Ungrateful Freeloader: What are you doing today?

Sucker: Nothing.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Will you help me move?

Sucker: No. Bitch.

by madmorri March 14, 2011