freeloader

a person who goes to a party only for the food or to steal your girls from you.

"damn, billy, look at Jaime he's takin all that chicken, that stupid freeloadin' pig"

by Sniper December 10, 2003

freeloader

The female in an orgy who takes a load to the chest even though another participant (male or female) did all the work to make said load bust.

OMG, Katrina is SUCH a freeloader. She's always stealing the hose-downs that I blow so hard to set up!

by bootlicious69 November 22, 2009

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

freeloader

JESSIE BLAYLOCK

freeloader: a dumb insignificant person or someone who is always attached to someone who doesn't really like them...

by LarsenRIchest October 18, 2008

freeloaders angst

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.

"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

by Link Plausewelle January 17, 2009

Ungrateful Freeloader

Someone who stays in a Sucker's living room for weeks at a time and shows no gratitude. This person will not cook for the Sucker, will not pay any compensation, will take food and drink from the fridge and will complain if they are asked to clean. When they finally get the hint and move out, they will bitterly complain about being kicked out in the Sucker's presence to the Sucker's friends.

(Example 1)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So can you go to bed? It is 9 o'clock and I want to sleep on the couch.

Sucker: No. This is my fucking couch, bitch.

(Example 2)
Sucker: Are you making dinner tonight?

Ungrateful Freeloader: No, I already ate.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 3)
Sucker: I think you should start paying some rent as you are using my space, electricity, water, gas and internet.

Ungrateful Freeloader: How about 20 bucks a week?

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 4)
Sucker: Where is my caesar salad sauce?

Ungrateful Freeloader: I used it yesterday. It was delicious.

Sucker: Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 5)
Sucker: So can you clean the dishes? I want to cook.

Ungrateful Freeloader: You never clean, why don't you do it?

Sucker: Because I pay rent, bitch. Fuck you.

(Example 6)
Sucker: Move. I want to watch TV because some sport is on.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Urgh. Come back in half an hour.

Sucker: No, I am watching it now. Fuck you, bitch.

(Example 7)
Ungrateful Freeloader: So this guy just kicked me off his couch. Now I have to stay in a hotel. What an arsehole!

Friends of Sucker: Whatever, bitch.

(Example 8)
Ungrateful Freeloader: What are you doing today?

Sucker: Nothing.

Ungrateful Freeloader: Will you help me move?

Sucker: No. Bitch.

by madmorri March 14, 2011

Fragrance freeloader

A person who does not own any perfume/cologne and uses the free samples in department stores before a date or big night out

Person A: Mmmm that's nice perfume Rita's wearing

Person B: Yeah I saw her down at Macy's this afternoon, she's such a fragrance freeloader

by Daisy King August 1, 2010