Freedom Wank

The first wank after a long exam season. Involves screaming, "FREEDOM!" enthusiastically at the point of ejaculation.

Saul: Mate, I just had an incredible Freedom Wank.
Tom: Oh yeah I heard! I thought you were watching Braveheart.

by TomAndSaul June 5, 2014

freedom of bullshit

The truth behind the “freedom of speech” argument put forth by Mark Zuckerberg.

Facebook supports all ads placed, no matter their origin or content, in an effort to strengthen freedom of speech which of course is more accurately freedom of bullshit which of course is ultimately to support his freedom to pursue the god of green.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 31, 2019

Freedom Factory

Formerly known as Desoto speedway, the Freedom Factory is a circle track located in Bradenton Florida. It's new owner, and Youtube star Cleetus McFarland (Garrett Mitchel), sponsored by Holley performance, Motion raceworks, Nitto Tire, and Texas speed and performance, plans to build the ultimate playground for his wide collection of obscure, but cool car collection to house content for his growing Youtube channel. Using the Freedom Factory's grounds for epic burnouts and other shenanigans. Cleetus plans to make the Freedom Factory his home track for many of his insanely cool events, such as Cleetus and cars, whilst still honoring the track's heritage.

"Wanna go down to the freedom factory to rip some epic burnouts?"

"look at all the bald eagles flyin' around the freedom factory!"

by just some canadian dude February 9, 2020

Beige Pillars of Freedom

The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)

Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.

by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012

freedom of the sea

single; unattached (and usually happy about it); the ability to date and/or sleep with whoever you want, whenever you want and have multiple sexual partners.

(derived from the expression "there are plenty of fish in the sea").

Glen Quaqmire - "heh heh diggity diggity...yeah man...freedom of the sea....nothin' like it in the whole wide world....diggity dggity...heh heh heh...awwwwwwwwlriiiight!"

by Polo August 26, 2006

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.

Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."

by brodymason November 15, 2013

Freelance Campaigner

An individual working for a political campaign with no political affiliations whatsoever. They get paid in cold hard cash and frequently work for multiple campaigns simultaneously.

My bro's a freelance campaigner and made $2500 working for a Senate campaign and voted for the other guy.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010