Feetard

(n.) A ridiculously retardedly high fee or expense.

feetards (pl.), feetarded (adj.), feetardedly (adv.)

Man, cover was thirty bucks!
Dude, what a feetardedly feetarded feetard

by David Hawaii May 2, 2007

Fretard

A very retarded and/or stupid person from Fremont, NH. Can be also used as a compliment.

Shut up you stupid Fretard.

Why Jane, you're look very Fretarded tonight.

by Boles March 21, 2003

Freetart

It's a word, almost like retard but it's not really as offensive.

CASIE IS THE BIGGEST FREETART EVER!!!!!!!

GOD CASIE YOUR SO FREETARTED!!!!!!!!!

by Amanda :]] June 24, 2008

Free-Tard

What one is called after failing miserably at free running

Ha he just tried to do a double back flip off a park bench and failed. What a Free-Tard.

by BigNasty69 December 10, 2012

Fretard

ur mom

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Fretard

jay or

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

freetarded

The condition when cold weather causes a frozen face and diminished mental capacity which impairs your ability to speak. When you try, everything sounds stupid.

When Josh caught up to his friends at the ski lift, he made some freetarded comment about how bitchin the slopes were today.

by mrgerbek December 29, 2009