free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.

Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.

by Dajster June 18, 2016

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

Free range

Meaning something is very easy and not challenging

Bruh that test was free range asf

by Teevator1717 March 5, 2021

Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.

John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.

by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021

Free-range email

Email address that is NOT linked to an inbox within a dating or social networking sight, thus allowing unrestricted and organic electronic communication.

"After weeks of messaging on MyMatchFaceSpace, I finally disclosed my free-range email address.

by perfumedmetal March 23, 2010

Free range Karen

When Karen is on the loose ready to strike .

Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.

She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.

I feel sorry for the people at the resort she is a free range Karen.

Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022

Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015