When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
Get the San Francisco Speedbump mug.1. a statement indicating you have been screwed, "hosed", bamboozled, deceived by your co-worker or supervisor
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2. a statement indicating you have been sedated or drugged beyond comprehension
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2. a statement indicating you have been sedated or drugged beyond comprehension
1. After only sleeping 2 hours after being on call all night, I was francisized by the supervisor by giving me the hardest assignment.
2. I went to get a procedure and did not wake up for 5 hours after it was complete. I was francisized.
2. I went to get a procedure and did not wake up for 5 hours after it was complete. I was francisized.
by hoha August 13, 2010
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Intelligent indie hip-hop artist and head of Strange Famous Records. Writes from the heart and doesn't pull any punches. A concept that John D. Doh is apparently clueless about.
An artist that addresses critical issues and cares about his fans.
An artist that addresses critical issues and cares about his fans.
by Wedge33 September 3, 2018
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by americathegreat023 April 19, 2014
Get the franchisca mug.It is when a sports franchise team performs poorly on a habitual basis. They rack up losing records, wasting young talent and draft picks. It is also a monetary matter.
1. — Do you think the Detroit Pistons will make the Playoffs by next year?
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.
by AyoJelani June 28, 2023
Get the Poverty franchise mug.Reality star from Made in Chelsea , as well as being an author ( Boulle's Jewels). A sexy, inspirational ginger of many talents. after studying Philosophy at Edinburgh, he decided to go into the world of diamonds as he "like's working with beautiful things". This led to his many business ventures as an entrepreneur. Boulle is also one of the 3 lost Boi's .
1: OMG guess who I just met ???
2: Who ???
1: Only the sexiest figjam alive ...
2: Francis Boulle ?!?
1: YEA BOI !!!
2: Who ???
1: Only the sexiest figjam alive ...
2: Francis Boulle ?!?
1: YEA BOI !!!
by Frabi Lorthan January 1, 2013
Get the Francis Boulle mug.The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.
Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.
by WheelChair Dragon June 25, 2016
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