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Founder

A member of the upcoming generation who self-defined themselves on MTV, thus showing them to be the most pretentious generation ever.
The high school kid proclaimed himself a Founder, but to us he was a flounder. So lame.
by drummin2life June 10, 2016
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founddouchen

A foundation of douches, originated and founded by Benjermin Warren and Lily Heym the Jews and Kyra the Buddhist
Man, we make a great founddouchen
by Lrh12243 May 2, 2018
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funded engagement

n. A marital engagement under which the housing and living expenses of one fiance are covered by the other.
No matter how good your proposal is, she won't say 'yes' unless you agree to shack-up and make this a full-on funded engagement.
by Dkr. J February 23, 2018
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funded fiancée

n. feminine (for sticklers), (masculine: funded fiancé): An engaged individual whose housing and living costs are completely covered by the opposite party in the engagement.
What does Joe's fiancée do for a living? She's a funded fiancée. I think she volunteers somewhere.
by Dkr. J February 23, 2018
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FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN
sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE
by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019
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founderwank

Invoking the one or more of the founding fathers of the United States as of they were perfect gods among men in the hopes of shutting down a debate.

Bonus points for quoting an obscure piece of writing out of context.
"George Washington, the father of our country himself, stated in a letter to his beloved wife that he had an unpleasant time during his visit to Virginia. Clearly the entire state is inferior."

"I'm not a fan of founderwank. Can you try again with an actual logic based argument?"
by Cheesewiz Man August 29, 2020
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Founderless

1) To create something that will live on and thrive independently of you.

2) A state of mind; a way of life; an approach to business that focuses on the creation of things, not the creator of things.
This team is founderless; whether I'm here or not, it's going to work.

A founderless life reduces stress
by Omarhabbs December 26, 2021
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