conversational fore-play

When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.

My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?

(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)

by KP The Quality OG August 28, 2009

rumple fore-skin

the uncercumsized penis of an elderly man

Yeah he was rich. I still couldn't do it though, he had a rumple fore-skin

by einsteins jockstrap April 19, 2004

premature fore-gasm

the act in which a male gets too excited during fore play and ejaculates before the actual act of sex begins.

-I really like Brian, but his premature fore-gasms are really starting to annoy me. He's like a young teenager.

by 3PJ February 27, 2011

Four Finger Fore Play

The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.

Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.

by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013

fore-mid-gut-hind-gut

belly button your stomach hole

Did she let u put it in her fore-mid-gut-hind-gut

by foremidguthindgut May 24, 2018

fore-stall

\for-'STOL, for-\ verb 1 : to keep out, hinder. or prevent by measure's taken in advance 2 : anticipate : "fore-stall"

lends an operations advanced "fore-stall" installation ready or inherited designed features by urbandictionary.com

by AJ & Charlene August 1, 2023

Fore Eyes

Calque of Spanish “anteojos” (“glasses”) which is a compound of ante (in front of, before), and ojos (eyes)

Often misheard as “four eyes”

“That kid over there has fore eyes.”

by Alex-2598 April 28, 2025