turd fondler

1.one who inserts their hand into another's anus.
2. a homosexual man.
3. an idiot or jackass.

That Sid in marketing is a real turd fondler, I'd like to slit his throat.

by Dr. Literate September 11, 2008

fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

Hyper-fondilization

When you had a little too much fun playing with your balls now they are raw.

Dominick’s balls were chafed due to excessive hyper-fondilization.

by arrowz July 5, 2021

fondobblers

Breasts that are of exceptional size and firmness

Wow look at those fantastic fondobblers

by Hamid-ho January 15, 2009

fondalicious

Someone who is very delicious (attractive) you want to fondel them. they are called fondalicious

Mary is so fondalicious!

by Elmo86 January 16, 2011

the founding fondling fathers

The founding fondling fathers was formed in 2017. It is a group of 5 girls, Athena, Elizabeth, Hala, Isabella, and Jumana. The founding fondling fathers, shortened to the FFF, all follow the gaming fungus. We are major gaming fungus supporters. The FFF was only supposed to fondle each other, but one day, Athena went crazy. She wanted to fondle everyone, which is strictly against our FFF rules. The gaming fungus told us our purpose was to bring the community together through fondlement. To show fondlement to the people so they could fondle each other. We are not supposed to fondle outside of the FFF, as it is a sin against the gaming fungus. Though Athena did not care, she wanted to fondle everyone in sight. She even fondled your mom. Athena started fondling just our people, but then, she ran out of people. She decided to prey on children, and even animals too too. Be careful, if you are under the age of 13, or an animal of any sort, you are not safe from Athena, the dark father. OH NO, IM RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO WARN YOU GUYS, BEWARE OF ATHEN DA PRO, THE DARK FATHE-

Person One: I heard Athena, one of the founding fondling fathers, was in our city. Fondling and preying on the children and animals.

Person Two: Do not say that name, we only say the name for educational purposes. Otherwise you refer to her as The Dark Father.

by ughlife123 June 27, 2021

fondleberries

nuts; testicles; gonads

..and beckham took a nasty kick to the fondleberries there, he's curled up like a cat in front of the fire

by martin g April 2, 2003