flabberpissed

The state of being both astonished beyond belief and extremely irritated or angry.

I was flabberpissed to discover my cat consumed my passport.

by YenniBagenni October 7, 2008

Flabberdactle

A dactle that flabbers

Person 1: "Damnnnn look at that flabberdactle"

Person 2: " Bro I thought those shits was extinct"

by Scienz rulz October 6, 2018

Flabber Dabber

When a man becomes so fat that he can dab with his belly.

He is a flabber dabber.

by Beeg nene May 20, 2020

Flabber Donkey

a mythical creature that has a constant case of explosive diahrea because it eats to many polish sausage

No flabber donkeys in existance

by Unbreakable1132 October 18, 2009

flabbergasted

completely shocking,with a hint of sarcasm!!

Ohh my God i am flabbergasted

by elyce McHugh April 26, 2005

flabbergasting

the flapping together of the buttocks cheeks when gas is being passed

When Sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow.

by sam loves men July 21, 2005

flobberknob

much like a numpty..a useless git...with the added rider that he can't get his pecker up

Don't be such a numpty ..you flobberknob!

by dame January 12, 2004