FLOATING

The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.

Person 1: Hey hows it going??

Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.

Person 1: You must feel good now!!

by ALI-G RESPECT September 19, 2009

floating a boat

A way of smoking meth or coke.

Place drug in tin foil.
Light tin foil from underneath.
Smoke it through a straw.

Some people refer to smoking meth from tin foil as free basing but I know it as floating a boat.

by nikkkkkk October 30, 2012

floating kayak

When in a 3-some, 1 guy fucks doggy, and the other is getting head from the girl/guy (the kayak). The girl/guy is in mid air and looks like a kayak.

Pablo: dude, me and Felix made a floating kayak out of that chick Maria.

Jamal: Yo, let me come next time, i'd like to stick my goliath in that chicks bodunkadunk.

by Punto Sanchez June 11, 2006

Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.

Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!

by z0xx0 January 1, 2011

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JWMP November 10, 2008

floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts

ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?

by late! October 16, 2008

Flopping

A cowardly exaggerated expression of pain or injury heavily utilized by soccer players to get a red card issued on an opponent. In most instances said soccer player shows no sign of injury or pain approximately 3 seconds after desired outcome of flopping. Therefore soccer players are cowards, pussies and cannot play competitive sports like true gentleman.

Spectator 1: Did you see <insert soccer player> get injured in the game?

Spectator 2: That pussy was totally flopping. He was back up a few seconds later.

by BunkerGear July 10, 2014