big floppy donkey doinker

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole

nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

by floppy donkey doinker May 8, 2006

Floppy Horse

After your done blowing your load and your dick starts going limp.

ahhh.... baby im a floppy horse

by Vengeance June 5, 2005

dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra

That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick

by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011

Floppy Pizza

My pizza slice seems to look not normal as I'm scarred to eat it in public as I get uncomfortable on what they may say, this may just be me? I would like to know if it is an normal looking pizza slice and If I have floppy dough please be honest as I would like to know what is normal and if I'm just hiding it away for no reason thank you for your help also my slice looks very not normal please take a look

I have a floppy pizza... I fold my floppy pizza to eat it comfortable and efficiently...

by krielgasm January 16, 2017

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

floppy banana

When your dick is really floppy and you grab it at the base and slap people with it

“Hey baby want me to give you a floppy banana?”

by BigDickRichy December 23, 2017