Hot Special Flakes

The act of sprinklng your dandruff onto a girls face, then Spaffing on to the dandruff flakes, producing a warm porridge like substance.

Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.

by Not my real name June 7, 2012

Fligelstone

Someone, who despite being bullied at school, made a really good life for themselves.

You totally did a Fligelstone. You're the best!

by Fancypants9gag July 11, 2016

swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

fake flake

A fake friend that pretends to support you but is only nice when you are of use to them. They tend to give you compliments with daggers hidden in them and love to see you fail. They will never be there when you need them unless it helps them

"Justin Timberlake left Nsync"
"It was terrible! But he performed with them recently"
"Because it was a tribute to his success"

"OMG what a fake flake"

by deebs123 April 7, 2015

bum flakes

a public place where there is some fluff or dry skin. Mainly on seats or toilets.

Did you see the crusty bum flakes on the seat

by Johnm22.11 June 21, 2019

Snow"Flake"

In this version of the definition of a snowflake, it goes beyond the standard capacity of the snowflake to be entitled, to think they are special, and easily offended due to a thin-skinned nature. This type of individual has a high probability of also no-showing or flaking on any event they commit to due an emotionally led decision-making process. When heat is placed on the snowflake, it will turn into a puddle, run for cover and thus break their plans.

Al talked a good game and was twice confirmed for the 40th birthday party, but when push came to shove, and it was mandatory party time, he pulled a Snow"Flake"

by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019

The Pelican Flies Tonight

Phrase rendered the moment before striking another man in the chops, with the intent to confuse and/or confound the about to-be-blasted party so as to distract him from his imminent demise.

dirtbag one: Yeah, I just spilled your beer and slapped your mom. What are YOU gonna do about it??

dirtbag two: Nothing at all, so long as you remember one thing: (pause) The pelican flies TONIGHT!!!

by Joe Jumbo March 4, 2009