Flarben

Adjective that describes something that is better than perfect, commonly used when the word perfect is just an understatement.

The picture is perfect. No it's better than perfect, its flarben.

by JonJon299 July 25, 2010

solar flares

Eruptions of super-heated gas that occur on the surface of the sun which eject large amounts of radiation and energized particles into space.

Scientists claim that recent cell phone disruption is the result of solar flares.

by Blackmac January 12, 2005

NATIONAL FLARP DAY

January 17th. You know that extra skin under your elbow? Ya, that's flarp. And you should celebrate it!!!!!!!!!

"Hey what day is it today?" Jimmy asked.
"January 17th, why?" Sally replied.
"ITS NATIONAL FLARP DAY!!!!!!!!!!"

by anonymousunknown11 November 18, 2021

Flarpinhargin

A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.

Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.

by iambane January 20, 2009

Flargady Smarg

Flargady Smarg is the best awkward phrse that one can say. It answers every question by not answering it. It is a jiborish phrase invented for idiot by idiots in your for one's most awkward and dire situations.

Guy 1: Yo dude did you do that quantum physics Homework?

What does astro physics relate to the sall packets of energy that are quantums?

Guy 2 : Dude , honestly,Flargady Smarg.

by PookiDiazErnstGrant May 24, 2010

flargin gustavo

anything and everything..

i not just a word, a way of life.

that chick is flargin Gustavo..

that movie was flargin gustavo.....

what the flargin Gustavo?!?

im sooo flargin gustavo

FTFG- For the flargin Gustavo!

flargin gustavo for life!

by flargin gustavo December 4, 2010

flartle

To disturb or startle someone or something after emitting an excessively loud fart.

Donna was unable to fall asleep after being flartled by her husband.

by Dryhopping November 8, 2012