Flaptures

The two sheets of skin that are the upper cleavage of an ageing woman.

Aww fuck dude, one of Mrs. Hadogen's flaptures is hanging out.

Excuse me miss, there seems to be a small rodent trapped under your left flapture.

BOOM right in the flaptures!!

by Razefup March 26, 2010

flaffer

The long brush-ended object used in cleaning a toilet.

a) What you really used the flaffer for that?

b) Yeah, I totally need a new flaffer my old flaffer isn't flaffing enough anymore.

by Streekdaman December 25, 2011

Flaptagging

The female equivalent of Teabagging.

v. To lower one's labia onto another person's head/face/mouth.

Female I killed him in Halo and then started Flaptagging him.

by LiverpoolsNo9 March 8, 2013

Flaptagged

The female equivalent of being Teabagged.

v. To lower one's labia onto another person's head/face/mouth.

Female I killed him in Halo and then Flaptagged him.

by LiverpoolsNo9 March 8, 2013

Flarthrower

To suck the fart from the anus and then ignite while blowing the gas into the air like a flame thrower.

Hey Dan, use this lighter after sucking out that fart, show me how to be a Flarthrower.

by Andacon December 3, 2014

Flactuation

Farting whilst being incredibly overawed. Love what you're looking at but it kind of bothers you too.

I know he's a bad fucker but I have a real flactuation for him, I just seem to excitedly fart every time I see him.

by Mama Bee June 21, 2016

flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.

He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.

by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017