Fozzed

When you take something good and ruin it

Making a nice car look shit... Fozzed it

Getting a joke wrong when telling it... Fozzed it

Shit remix of a good song... Fozzed it

by god5532 September 5, 2011

fezzed up

A phrase used when one is completely and utterly pissed off.

"That's the shit that fezzed me up nigga!"
"If you keep fezzing me up, nigga, I'll cutcha!"

by DME May 29, 2005

Fuzzed up

When you're so pissed your hair stands up, kinda like a cat.

Bitch got me Fuzzed Up

by Kitty Toes May 26, 2017

Fuzzed Up

1. When you pass out on a friends shag rug that is still shedding and wake up the next day covered in fuzz from the rug.

2. When you wake up and you are covered in fuzz to create the appearance you got gang banged by some teletubbies all night.

Batman: Whoa, I dont remember much after that 7th irish car bomb... I think I passed out on this rug.
Cornbread: Dude, you got pretty fuzzed up.
Batman: Word?
Cornbread: Word.

by grnge4evr April 14, 2011

Scissor Fizzer

v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.

don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers

by goddamncousin February 21, 2011

shi'fazzed

Shi-fahzd´ What a lady becomes when heavily intoxicated--for a lady, even when drunk, would never be shit-faced.

Does Diana seem a little tipsy after that last round of 'tinis?

Tipsy? She mistook the cat food for paté. My dear, she is positively shi'fazzed!

by Mama Bat November 23, 2010

Texas Fizzer

The act of sprinkling sherbet on a ladies anus, then licking it off while wearing a cowboy hat, not to be confused with the Mississippi fizzer

Man 1: Claire was a freak last night! She let me "Texas fizzer" her
Man 2: awwww man that's nasty

by Big dick bart May 23, 2014