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Fitton

Verb: To do a Fitton is to accidentally ejaculate onto one's own face.

Happens extremely rarely during some sort of sexual act, when lying down. In the moment, bodily control is temporarily lost, and semen could be fired anywhere. When doing a Fitton, this happens to be one's own face
Did you hear about Billy? Kat gave him head, then he did a Fitton!
by J-kitchen January 19, 2011
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Survival of the fittest

The Darwinian notion that only those traits best suited to perpetuate the species will endure to be passed along indefinitely from generation to generation while those traits most detrimental to the good of the species will be phased out after a few generations.
This preservation of favourable individual differences and variations, and the destruction of those which are injurious, I have called Natural Selection, or the Survival of the Fittest. - Charles Darwin, Origin of Species
by mta3000 October 19, 2010
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Fattenfreude

Variation of schadenfreude. Pleasure derived from discovering a friend, acquaintance, relative, classmate, celebrity, etc. has put on a considerable amount of weight. This is especially satisfying when the person in question is a former skinny bitch.
I couldn't help but feel fattenfreude over the recent tabloid pics of a bloated K-fed clutching pommes frites in both fists.
by Bickaboo July 19, 2009
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Fittin

by Tommygunns November 20, 2019
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fixten

Guy: OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT FIXTEN DID??
Girl: YES OMG THEYRE SO CUTE
by magnus4live March 2, 2022
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Fittna

Means you're about to do something. Slang for "Fixing To" and "getting ready to".
Im fittna buss cody upside da head
by B-rad Jeezy March 3, 2006
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fitted

hats that can't be adjusted to your head size, instead they come in already adujusted sizes

mostly sizes are arranged by numbers such as 6 3/4 to 8 1/8

Opinion : True Fitteds created by New Era
"ayo you get dat new fitted from new era?"
"cheah cost me bout 25 dollars for dis fitted tho."
by Mike X Ella September 22, 2005
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