fissle

to fidget around, not keeping still, includes fissling, sniffing and fidgeting blah blah blah
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be still and don't fissle around so much

by snuffles October 7, 2004

fissure

A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"

"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"

by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007

fissures

Open wounds in the skin. Usually gaping and the source of a nasty odor, they usually occur on or around the anus and buttox areas. See George W Olson for an example.

The rot that lives in George's gaping fissures forced me to sleep on the couch.

by Rob Kudla February 22, 2004

fissure

Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'

by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008

Cold fission

The amicable splitting of a couple - not yet scientifically proven to be possible.

Mr Smith's publicist claimed that the split with his lover was cold fission.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Fissy Tit

The opposite of a tissy fit. An in-burst of sheer happiness where that said happiness is completely contained within your body and mind, unbeknownst to anyone anywhere.

Dude bro, it's so much more fun saying fissy tit than it is saying tissy fit, I am reachin' ya?

by kiwiunlimited September 22, 2010

FisselDonk

Someone who can't bust and just beats fish tacos all night while slippin' on 7up.

Dude, Adam, Quit being a FisselDonk and beat it.

by FisselDonk July 24, 2003