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fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011
mugGet the fire breathing cunt dragonmug.

fire breathing snow dragon

when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere
tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date
by stink1 January 16, 2009
mugGet the fire breathing snow dragonmug.

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
by H Fowler July 29, 2012
mugGet the Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shitmug.

Tropical fire dragon

When you boil your cum, then she drinks it while its warm. This causes her to breathe fire like a dragon.
by Spook is fine June 16, 2021
mugGet the Tropical fire dragonmug.

Fire spitting dragon

by MyDickSmol April 12, 2020
mugGet the Fire spitting dragonmug.

Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022
mugGet the Fire alarm dragonmug.

brown-nosed fire dragon

when you have explosive firey diarrhea in a females mouth, duct tape it shut and tickle her untill it come out her nose.
guy one: i performed a brown-nosed fire dragon on my gf last night
guy 2: me next?!
by gay_of_hood_river November 20, 2021
mugGet the brown-nosed fire dragonmug.

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