fingering

when you insert 1 or more fingers into a woman/girls vagina and rub her clit (rub and ticcle her pussy, it makes ME horny cause i just wanna get fingered when its getting tickeled and rubbed) <-- tip to you guys
but cause i dont have a boyfriend atm i have to finger myself i kinda tease myself to make me wanna get fingered even more
i rub my clit at first, by that time im wet then i start to insert fingers in!

im fingering myself right now actually
(girls try it now, i gurantee you'll love the feeling)

mann.... i fingered myself lastnight and i cummed everywhere, im fingering myself right now actually
(girls try it now, i gurantee you'll love the feeling)

by i love vaginas September 14, 2010

National Fingering Day

Finger ANY and EVERYONE

Put your fingers inside and don’t stop until she’s brain dead to celebrate National Fingering Day

by Xxxporno.xvx.com April 29, 2019

Fingernail Lottery

Risky game of chance, typically played by the lower classes or students, where a much-needed visit to the toilet is followed by the depressing realisation that there is a very limited amount of toilet paper at the user´s disposal.

Guy 1: "Last night, Mandy invited me round for a free manicure as part of her beautician´s course."

Guy 2: "Wow, she is so hot. How did it go?"

Guy 1: "Pretty well until it became abundantly clear that I play the Fingernail Lottery every week."

"Such was my urgent need, I locked the toilet door in great haste, lowered my britches and dropped some friends off at the pool. Only then did I note the dire lack of toilet tissue. My heart sank in the sad knowledge that I would have to play the Fingernail Lottery."
Hard Times, Charles Dickens

by Francois Fromage June 10, 2010

fingerlicadent

Something, or someone, so fine and deliciously awesome, that during and/or after an encounter, you lick your fingers.

Friend 1: So who was that I spotted doing the jizzrun this morning?
Friend 2: Just a hottie I met last night, she was so fingerlicadent, I'm not gonna wash my hands all day!

Diner to Chef: I must say, this fois gras is quite fingerlicadent!

by Nang Errs September 27, 2013

Fingermaile

A finger shroud to protect the finger from incoming faecal matter whilst fingering a man's anus.

Person 1 - "I was fingering this guy last night-"
Person 2 - "Were you using a fingermaile?"
Person 1 - "No I got shit under my nail"
Person 2 - "Damn, that's nasty!"

by hammerhead morty September 27, 2017

faggeronies

someone who likes to repeat the same jokes over and over again, and leave discord group chats. A faggeronies will also use jokes that stopped being funny long ago.

person 1: *leaves*
person 2: Wow! What a faggeronies!

person 1: Lleyton is hella gay!
person 2: dude quit being a faggeronies.

by the mlg doge 41 February 27, 2018

Fingering Free February

As short FFF, Well it's just the same as No Nut November but for women instead.

Girl1: Did you see that hot boy there?
Girl2: Stop it we're on fingering free february

by Xhjhdassgbvbjj December 23, 2019