fern ticket

By throwing your picnic blanket into the ferns a short distance from the path, you then make your way to the blanket and the undisturbed ferns then pprovide a modicum of privacy. Thus, you are able to indulge your ladies desire for outdoor persuits with reduced risk or being seen.

Simon: My Mrs wants me to fuck her outside but I don't wanna be seen by some Scottish pervert.

Adrian: Give her a fern ticket then.

by Big Pimpin Radfad October 8, 2009

fern fondler

a different word for tree hugger

dude, look at those hippie chicks, they're such fern fondlers

by lindsayellen April 2, 2007

Fern Poop

Pure awesomeness, everything great in the world.
Kind heart, strong minded. Not selfish and very caring.

loving and funny.

everyone loves him/her.

Very very attractive and everyone would love to go out with him/her.

Someone who loves adventures, laughs all the time and loves to help people, doesn't matter how much he's/she's hurting.

You're such a fern poop, I love it.

You should be more like fern poop.

I'm gonna fern poop it so people will love me.

by Totoro1206 August 1, 2011

Fern, Fernage, Fernd

word created on a game basicly meaning "owned" or the new "pwned" but on a much higher level, the character was Inferno000 but people referred to him as "fern" or "ferny" this character did something that nobody has ever done before in this game which truly made him a legend.

I FERND U

you've been "fernd"

FERND

by Mark Sargeant October 20, 2004

Fern, Fernage, Fernd

This word was created by a very sad group of people as a new version of "owned" if you are called this or you hear others saying it PLEASE "pk" them for all of the sane people in the world

Infern00b: HAHA I FERN BIG TIME

person: dam rite ur a Ferning gr8 fern u fern head

by Darknessblade December 30, 2004

Fern Gully

A bitches hairy Va- Jay!

This one girl, straight up...Fern Gully

by doodiestain June 29, 2011

fern bar

restaurant with fern plants

Applebee's, O'Charley's, etc.

by mikel moore October 27, 2004