fatteries

Fat ass d-batteries.

I gotta go to the store to get some fatteries for my dildo.

by Dildosincorporated April 25, 2008

Fattie Blowjob

A blowjob from an overweight or ugly female. Since the female lacks in looks she must make up for it by giving amazing head and committing acts during the blowjob not normally done. This word can also be used to describe head from an average or above average girl.

Example One: "She was hot and she gave me a fattie blowjob"

Example Two: "Got a fattie blowjob last night, near puked when I seen her naked though, but the head was worth it"

by Condog4 September 6, 2009

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devilish fatties

evil little minions who eat everything in sight.

Rachel: "Oh hot damn, did you see those fat sons of bitches?!"

Michelle: "No, what the fuck?!"

Kristin: "Oh do you mean the devilish fatties?"

Melissa: "Aw, shit. I hate those fat fucks."

by ChunkedNigg July 20, 2009

fattter than a pumpkin

one who is fatzer than a pumpkin (does include extrememly small pumpkins)or someone who is a fagtardey-cankle-ridden-obese-mofo.

Tom, am I fatter than a Pumpkin?

God, yes.

by Carri-and-Maddy October 22, 2004

Fattering

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

by jd9d April 6, 2010

peppermint fattie

When a girl is sucking your penis,she chews a mint.Then she proceeds to suck your penis,which will have a cool,fresh,sensation.

''Man!This chick was giving me head,and after she licked my gooch,she gave me a peppermint fattie!

by gooch-sicles September 2, 2010