Father's Milk

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Mark:How did you get on last night with that new Lass of yours
Martin:Well she had a mouthful of father's milk

by Mr Mong December 2, 2004

Father What-A-Waste

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.

Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!

by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009

Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.

Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!

by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014

mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.

You're such a mother father.

by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005

father duckling

When "person" calls you or a group of friends your little ducklings

He is the father duckling

by Baby ducking s February 27, 2018

Father Poupard

Religous character whom is respected as god but has higher power than thanos. Mr.Poupards hobbies include wiping out entire civilisations at once or travlijg the earth and beyond.

Did you see that Father Poupard exterminated the illegitimate state of Israel.

by Swiss Peppercorn Burger April 17, 2019

father of all motherfuckers

The baddest of badasses

people who listen to good music

"Im the father of all motherfuckers"

by Father of All Mother Fuckers November 18, 2020