fagtard

n. (root: faggot, retard) One who is both homosexual and mentally handicapped. One who is lame, idiotic, stupid.

adj. (fagtarded) Used to describe that which resembles, personifies, or possesses the qualities of a fagtard.

n. "Melissa is a fucking fagtard!"
adj. "United States foreign policy is totally fagtarded!"

by iinfection.com February 4, 2004

Factard

In commenting on viral videos, a person who ignores the message of an entire video to slam the creator for one little, insignificant point.

"After watching my entire video thesis on the economy, al this factard could say was 'd00d, yur tie is crooked'"

by Pipistrello December 16, 2008

falard

one who is creepy, greasy, fat, and has multiple chins.

did you see that falard yesterday? that guy is such a falard!

by dorx January 31, 2010

fayard

a person with an enormously large dick.

His fayard in bed was amazing last night.

by taylaah. January 24, 2007

fataract

A fataract is an opacity that develops in the crystalline lens of the eye or in its envelope. It is caused when an individual is so fat that lard begins to cover the lens of the eye. Similar to the age caused cataract, the vision in the affected eye becomes blurry and can reach blindness. Most often caused by late night food runs when drunk or high. Usually leads to fucking ugly fat chicks or undesireable slam pigs.

Curinga nailed another fat chick last night after he ate Hardee's. That dude must have some serious fataracts.

by clamblaster December 18, 2007

fagtarded

a combination of the words faggot and retarded. used to describe a really dumb or stupid person who has no idea what is going on.

look at jessica, she's so fagtarded.

by princess June 18, 2006

Fratard

Frat boys with too much testosterone and not enough functioning brain cells.

She just watched a fight on university boulevard sponsored by fratards and their machisimo.

by langosta_palestina August 30, 2009