fartphobia

a Fear of farts

Meri was scared when startling farted. she has fartphobia

by DXSRUPPTED August 4, 2022

fartooted

Fart, preferably a smelly silent one.

Person one: what’s that smell?
Person two: I fartooted

Sorry everyone I fartooted

by NKIWIG April 28, 2023

Fartphobic

a person that is strongly against Flatulence out of someones ass, usually hating on anyone that lets anything out of between their buttcheeks.

guy 1: (accidentally farts)
guy 2: END YOURSELF!!!!! DIE!!! I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID FARTER!!!!!
guy 1: Bro shut yo Fartphobic ass up
guy 2: WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA I HATE YOUU STUPID FARTS FARTS FARTS I HATE YOUUUU
Mortimer: (offscreen ) oooo farts! dont mind if i do!

by ColossalNumber February 9, 2024

Fartpocalypse

A string of compulsive parts one after another.

I had a vindaloo last night, the fartpocalypse is coming.

by hazatrand February 19, 2024

Fartoon

To mentally eject a concept, responsibility, memory, or basic piece of information from your brain with zero intention of revisiting it. A deliberate, shameless act of skipping over something inconvenient, boring, or confusing. Stronger than “forget,” more intentional than “overlook,” and usually done for personal peace, chaos, or playful avoidance.

Forms:
• fartooned (past tense)
• fartooning (present participle)
• fartoonable (adj.) — capable of being mentally discarded

I saw the email about the ‘quick team update,’ immediately fartooned it

by Racycaseyyy January 28, 2026

Fartoo

Jarmule

The king is good on this fartoo kind of day.

by Cat_Lime March 28, 2025