Fartinator

A supernatural EVIL human being who has the power to make others whither and choke on the floor in a matter of seconds. He/She has a kool cape, chinky eyes, and is short in size. He/She likes to live in tight airless rooms, for they enjoy the sight of puny mortals die. There is 0 to no chance that you can survive his/her deadly gas. Even if you combine Batman, Spiderpig, Spiderman, and Naruto all together they will surely not win. He/She fuels on durian, eggs, beans and carbonated soda. The whole world will die from his/her fart when it spreads across the world in 2012. Yes, all of those phony remarks about the Mayan calander is fake.

Random Person: HAHAHAHAHA LOL U HAVE CHINK EYES AND WTF IS WITH THAT STUPID CAPE?! LOL AHAHHAHAHHAHA

Fartinator: W.T.F HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY CAPE AND EYES!!!!! (Uses concentrated super fart)

(Random Person withers the ground choking and dies 10 seconds later)

Fartinator: MUAHAHAHHAHAHA THAT SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR INSULTING MY CAPE!

by The Kool Asian (A.K.A. Dayo) September 6, 2009

Fartinate

That strange feeling when having an abnormally lengthy piddle when from nowhere a torrent of farts emanate from the anus.

Max: When I was having a slash a minute ago I'm sure I fartinated. Have you ever done that?
TERRENCE: Only when whizzing on your Mum
MAX: WHAT?!
TERRENCE: Nothing. got any pies?

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish April 3, 2008

fartification

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

fartface

Fartface is someone that whose face looks so much like their ass, the wind doesn't know which way to go !

The douche bag's fartface looks so bad that when she farts, you think that its coming from her face, not her ass.

by WET CARGO BOY April 17, 2006

Fartface

A jackass, jerk, dink, prick, bastard.

Jon Tingley stole Colin's Furby(TM); but it's ok, Colin had it coming, the fartface stole Jon's Pocket Pussy (TM) and uses it as a cooler for his tall boy beer.

by SharOne September 11, 2014

Artifact

1. Something made to resemble a real fact, by or through President Trump or his Administration or other.

2. A false statement, a non-truth, a lie or a falsehood.
3. An exaggeration of the truth or a half truth.
4. An alternative fact.

Did you hear that CNN has discovered another artifact from the Trump Administration.

by My Kraken January 23, 2017

farticate

Term used to categorize certain individuals who enjoy smelling farts while fornicating.

Honey would you please bend over? We need to farticate.

by oj.did.it June 29, 2013