When you jizz in the eye of your girlfriend, and before she can wipe it off you attach a sliced jersey royal potato so it looks like a monocle.
Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)
Note: The potato must be pre prepared as surely you will not have the potato nor the utensils to carry out such cutting upon ejaculation (unless you're into seriously freaky shit)
Dude, I totally did a Jersey Fancy on Jane last night, she felt well posh. Plus she made me chips later with the left overs, which was nice.
by longrufus September 19, 2011
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Where a woman has not had any action for so long that ghosts have started to haunt her feminine area.
by Dead & I Love It January 15, 2007
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Emma and Layla wore there fanny swipers into the valley the dirty bitches
"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"
"wow that's a short dress!!" "thanks, it's my new fanny swiper do you like it?"
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2. Rimming (US)
3. When a girl lowers her wet pussy onto a mirror and leaves a smeared print of her pussy (UK)
4. When a girl sits on your face when you are asleep (UK)
5. When an ass is lowered onto your face whilst you are asleep (US)
Lie back darling and I want to give you a fanny kiss (UK)
Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)
Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust
Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)
Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)
Bring that brownstar here girl you in for a prime time fanny kiss (US)
Pauline was so hot she fucked her mirror and licked up her imprinted fanny kiss with wanton fucklust
Jeromy was awoken with the hot steamy smell of ripe pussy as Gloria gave him a morning fanny kiss (UK)
Brad was shaken out of his slumber with darkness pervading his consciousness and the taste of ass on his tongue - Hilary had just performed the perfect fanny kiss (US)
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