fanny pack full of floppy dicks

1.A person that has an unpresentable appearance in uniform, no military bearing, or respect for senior members

2.A straight up slob

That soldier looks like a fanny pack full of floppy dicks

by dumbbruce17 November 27, 2012

fanny pack

When your friends mom is packing heat in the back

Damn! Clay your mom's got a nice fanny pack!

by PapaPoirier December 9, 2016

Fanny pack

1. A bag that goes around your waist if you still think you're in the 90's
2. In British slang, a bunch of vaginas

1. Why is that dude wearing a fanny pack
2. JESUS WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A FANNY PACK HOME WITH YOU!?!!?

by Lemon_melon_24 July 18, 2017

fanny pack

worn for one of two reasons

1) because it's part of basic festival girl uniform
2) to hold year 9 boy's vapes when they threaten to beat up the local girl guides

guy 1 : did you see koby in year 9's adidas fanny pack?
guy 2 : yeah omg what a power move

by oh hell November 18, 2019

fanny pack five

A group who's actions are very often the definition of standardized deviance.

When I couldn't find my teaching notes my first thought was, "Ugh, the fanny pack five struck again".

by anoneomas March 22, 2019

fanny pack

type of bag (usually worn by self centred fuck boys) originally to be worn around your bum and fanny but now commonly worn hanging over your shoulder.

Should i cop this nike fanny pack

by biglad12345 March 30, 2019

Spaghetti Fanny Pack

The fanny pack in which you may store your beans or spaghetti.

Mark: "Why are you so mad today??"
Thomas:"My beans fell out of my spaghetti fanny pack in front of the principal and he laughed at me!"
Mark: "Oh man"

by Beaneater69_Tbahm April 10, 2019